Library Launch (cont)…

“Hey Pierre, so I know I said that I was excited about this site, but I just got an email from an underage goth kid from California.”  Clearly I don’t have a filter under pressure.  “Is there some kind of setting where I can block these people?”  Freaking out.  I half expected a novel about […]

Library Launch

I never liked group projects.  Just like an episode of Survivor, everyone going into a group project has a desire to vote someone off of the island.  Who’s the kid that’s going to sleep through the meeting?  Not contribute his/her part to the group paper?  The deemed “loser” is all relative in group projects, too.  […]

Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal (cont…)

**Technical glitch – sorry for the day delay on the post!!** I completely forgot.  I was a totally different person when he met me.  Long, gorgeous brown locks, perfect part on the side and bangs.  Eye glasses to top off a sexy smart look.  This man was attracted to my post-breakup identity and was staring […]

Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal

I beat him to the sushi restaurant.  Figured I’d order myself a Sapporo while I waited – really, the perfect sushi date drink next to hot sake.  Sapporo shows a football watching, keeping-up-with-the-guys type gal, which perfectly contrasts the LBD (Little Black Dress) with heels, while also tapping into Japanese culture.  Apparently this guy lived […]

Bucktooth Betty (continued)…

“You can completely say no,” he started.  “But one of your cavities is perfect for my regional board exams coming up.  I mean, if you gave me the opportunity to fill this tooth, this would be at no charge.” I liked this.  When it came to buying drinks for friends and splurging on weekend getaways, […]

Bucktooth Betty

Getting my braces removed at the end of high school was complete bliss. I ran around for months in total excitement, licking my shiny teeth, and of course, not wearing my mandatory retainer. Eight years later, I could fit two of my fingers in the space between my top and bottom jaws when I bit down. Bucktooth […]

Love: in 160 Characters or Less

We are all familiar with the popular bible quote from First Corinthians most often heard at weddings: “love is patient, love is kind…”.  In a generation where faces are glued to iPhone screens and heavy sighs echo throughout the crosstown bus at each stop, I often wonder at what point the patience left the equation.  […]