Heidi
Library Launch (cont)…
“Hey Pierre, so I know I said that I was excited about this site, but I just got an email from an underage goth kid from California.” Clearly I don’t have a filter under pressure. “Is there some kind of setting where I can block these people?” Freaking out. I half expected a novel about […]
Library Launch
I never liked group projects. Just like an episode of Survivor, everyone going into a group project has a desire to vote someone off of the island. Who’s the kid that’s going to sleep through the meeting? Not contribute his/her part to the group paper? The deemed “loser” is all relative in group projects, too. […]
Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal (cont…)
**Technical glitch – sorry for the day delay on the post!!** I completely forgot. I was a totally different person when he met me. Long, gorgeous brown locks, perfect part on the side and bangs. Eye glasses to top off a sexy smart look. This man was attracted to my post-breakup identity and was staring […]
Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal
I beat him to the sushi restaurant. Figured I’d order myself a Sapporo while I waited – really, the perfect sushi date drink next to hot sake. Sapporo shows a football watching, keeping-up-with-the-guys type gal, which perfectly contrasts the LBD (Little Black Dress) with heels, while also tapping into Japanese culture. Apparently this guy lived […]
Bucktooth Betty (continued)…
“You can completely say no,” he started. “But one of your cavities is perfect for my regional board exams coming up. I mean, if you gave me the opportunity to fill this tooth, this would be at no charge.” I liked this. When it came to buying drinks for friends and splurging on weekend getaways, […]
Love: in 160 Characters or Less
We are all familiar with the popular bible quote from First Corinthians most often heard at weddings: “love is patient, love is kind…”. In a generation where faces are glued to iPhone screens and heavy sighs echo throughout the crosstown bus at each stop, I often wonder at what point the patience left the equation. […]