Tag Archive | funny
Library Launch (cont)…
“Hey Pierre, so I know I said that I was excited about this site, but I just got an email from an underage goth kid from California.” Clearly I don’t have a filter under pressure. “Is there some kind of setting where I can block these people?” Freaking out. I half expected a novel about […]
Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal (cont…)
**Technical glitch – sorry for the day delay on the post!!** I completely forgot. I was a totally different person when he met me. Long, gorgeous brown locks, perfect part on the side and bangs. Eye glasses to top off a sexy smart look. This man was attracted to my post-breakup identity and was staring […]
Bucktooth Betty (continued)…
“You can completely say no,” he started. “But one of your cavities is perfect for my regional board exams coming up. I mean, if you gave me the opportunity to fill this tooth, this would be at no charge.” I liked this. When it came to buying drinks for friends and splurging on weekend getaways, […]

15 Minute Review: White Teeth by Zadie Smith
Like the title explains, this is a review of the book “White Teeth” by Zadie Smith after a fifteen minute reading. Sometimes the first fifteen minutes of reading a book is enough to reveal whether or not the purchase was a mistake. I’ll choose various books at random and present first impressions in a hopefully useful way. […]